OMG WHAT?! THE TRUTH ABOUT SHOCKBS

Yo people, get ready to have your socks knocked off because we're about to spill the deets on ShockBS. This fraudulent operation has been {preyingtargeting innocent people for way too long, and it's time to shine a light on their dirty secrets. We're talking about real life here, , for real. {Get ready to|Prepare yourself for some serious shock